Barter History

-One year of therapy with Ernesto Toro in Madrid (two sessions a week)
-I invite you to my wedding (16/17th September 2011). Including an octopus party the day before and "muñeira" lessons. In A Fonsagrada, Lugo
-A giant cigar
-A tailored full look (suit or dress) from any of my collections (Ana Locking)
 -Olive oil from Almazara and a home-made stew for 10 with dessert
 -A tour around Madrid on a motorcycle
 -Will teach you carpentry
 -A lighter
-An excellent home-made stew at home, with a good Ribera del Duero wine and home-made crème caramel for dessert
-Photo-session in a XVIIIth century palace for you and your mates
 -6 personal sessions of art-coaching -15 litres of extra virgin liquid gold from Toledo
-One week stay in my mother's rural hotel Finca Hotel Buenos Aires, in Barichara (Colombia) -Octopus-based meal in a typical house in Pontevedra, including wine, desserts, fiesta… Trip to Pontevedra included, and a good company
 -I'm very much fun
 -One single-line portrait of you like the ones on Proyecto Limón
 -A drawing I did that got the highest mark in Spain in the 2009 As
 -4 days for two people in my apartment in Marrakesh including a guided tour according to your interests (arts & crafts, monuments, shopping,…)
 -One of my paintings (I'm an artist), an exhibition in Madrid, a few days stay in my apartment in Madrid or English lessons -Sushi cooking lessons
 -Glass of wine on my terrace while I tell you how wonderful life is -A copy of "Les Fleurs du Mal"
 -My reconnaissance for letting me be able to enjoy your art at home, and for inspiring me to write this line -Yellow lamp for the circular hall
-I'll teach you how to cook foie-gras and we'll eat it paired with a Billecart, a Climent or similar while we talk about what's hanging on our walls
-I'll show you how to enjoy
-A wonderful drawing from Patricia (my nephew)
-Collection of 10 UN golden medals, 14 grams each, all of them different from each other
-Collection of 12 commemorative envelopes and stamps, each envelope encrusted with a 20gr. silver medal -Lot of 13 silver wedding coins, all of them different
-Being your assistant for a month for any art project you may have in summer 2012
-A hug and chauffeur services during a week in Madrid, 24h./24
 -Figures designed by myself and a comic book, "Las aventuras de Lwegy y Cokiri" -Sevillana dance lessons in Madrid (as many as you need until you can dance)
-I can walk your dog every weekend from September until June (2011/2012). If you don't have a dog, I can babysit or teach you how to play Celtic harp -One of my last pieces, done using smoke -15 liters extra virgin olive oil Fuente de la Peña from Jaén
 -A childhood object that you can use as inspiration or model for a piece -99 enjoyable trips to the wc through photography
 -Weekend / week in Hobiton, including accommodation in rural house Monte del Sueve, dinner in a Japanese restaurant, visit to cave la Lloba,…
-Broken hairgrip belonging to one of those people who fail to enter your life but are forgotten with time