Barter History

-I will fly you out to LA for a night of expert pole dancing lessons in the best hotel and I’m yours !
-A custom made knuckle duster ring by Dominic Jone
-1 week stay in 17th century house in France.
-A one woman performance of "The waste Land" by TS Eliot
-To bring you to the bullfight in nimes (south of France)
-As many piano or organ lessons as needed to play well: I am a proffessional concert pianist and organist
-My beautiful 1960 arc lamp
-My kidney, just one. Or a toy Ferrari