-Jewelery designed by myself and lessons on how to make them. -I will show you how to find your way in the wild using a map and a compass -Dinner in restaurant El Paraguas; I promise lots of fun -All the materials you need to make to new pieces, so that the audience can keep on enjoying. And a pull-over, a scarf or any other garment hand-woven by myself -Typographic composition of the sentence by Vargas Llosa: "Los otros somos nosotros mismos", printed in DinA3 -I'll talk you about agriculture, its current situation and its possibilities -Artwork exchange -Box with 24 watercolour pencils, never used -DVD: Blue Velvet -DVD: Caché -Will teach you how to cook Alicante specialities: rice with tuna, "fideuá", fish "suquet",… -I'll give you ideas on how to refurbish your space. I'm an architect. -Photography lessons with professional material (I'm a photographer), including photoshop lessons -A drive in my convertible around Madrid for you and your friends, beers included! -5 coaching sessions if you're blocked and you're not a Superman -Guided tour through Toledo's contemporary architecture, including tapas, wine and gin tonics -I'll grant you three wishes (excluding sex and money) -A birthday present every year for the rest of your life -Book El Toledo Invisible, I'm the coauthor -Tasting dinner at your place for 10 people (I buy delicatessen and take care of the service). Doesn't matter where as long as it's Europe -A bottle of Pitarra de Cilleros wine -3 options: a) French or English lessons (qualified teachers) b) weekend in a beautiful rural house in Burgos c) excellent guided tour to Paris in a pale blue Renault -Octopus-based meal in a typical house in Pontevedra, including wine, desserts, fiesta… Trip to Pontevedra included, and a good company (I'm very much fun) -Modeling for you -One single-line portrait of you like the ones on Proyecto Limón -2 week-ends (July) in my house in Béjar, for up to 6 people -25 hours Portuguish lessons for two people, a lesson on how to make caipisinhas for up to 10 people and a private bossa-nova concert -25 hours photoshop lessons for artists -Guided tour to a wine cellar in La Rioja, lunch included Oat cookies and dried fruit from my oven, chorizo form my village and Toro wine produced by a friend of mine -Thieboudienne for 8 people, cooked the Senegalese way. Will cook in Madrid, Barcelona or Paris -Lessons (at least 10 hours) on cardboard and paper constructions: making furniture, sculptures, etc. -Guided tour to Los Gurruminos paper museum -3 pieces from any of my collections: cross-stitch, miniature vitra chairs, Hummel figures, silver miniature figures, etc. -15 days in an apartment by the beach in Vera (Almería), anytime in the year -Personalized papier maché caricature -Unlimited correspondence. We'll mail each others letters and post them in the old-school way, steadily but without any rush. A confidant in the distance -I'll teach you and three other people how to play Bridge (cards game) -Three years free respiratory medicine visits -6 months advise on copyright issues -Collection of 12 commemorative envelopes and stamps, each envelope encrusted with a 20gr. silver medal -Lot of 13 silver wedding coins, all of them different -Brand new e-book with more than 100 books, memory stick with more than 1000 books -Peaceful weekend in the Guadalupe Monastery (in the woods of Las Villuercas), and a dinner in the best and most original restaurant in the world, luckily still kept a secret place -Sketchbooks, handmade with paper and dimensions of your choice, for one year -Two stereoscopic slides (Egypt, Seville, Paris,…) from the beginning of the XXth century, to choose among the more than 1000 in my private collection -I can walk your dog every weekend from September until June (2011/2012). If you don't have a dog, I can babysit or teach you how to play Celtic harp -Full car check and my advise as an insurance expert -Experience zero gravity, it's marvelous (don't take the offer if you suffer from epilepsy, ear infection or if you have healing wounds) -The best Italian tiramisu -You're invited to watch a football match of my son Ignacio

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